Thursday, November 15, 2007

NFL Week 11 Picks (part 3)

Lets get things crackin…

Apparently part 3 comes first where I come from. I was appointed the C group of picks, due in part to my apathy for essentially picking names out of a hat, and my desire to not be “that guy” who takes all the good stuff.

Cleveland Browns (5-4) @ Baltimore Ravens (4-5)

Two mediocre teams. One on the rise (Browns) and one on the decline(Ravens). If Boller can ignite the offense, the Ravens could pull through, but that is highly unlikely.
Prediction: 24 – 17 Browns

New York Giants (6-3) @ Detroit Lions (6-3)

A tale of two opposites. Everyone expected the Giants to be pretty much where they are right now while those same people expected that the Lions might be 3-6 at this time. Kitna predicted 10 wins for this team, and has more fire in his left testicle than Manning could muster up if he went Super Sayan. Expect tight game.
Prediction: 31 - 27 G-Men

Kansas City Chiefs @ Indianapolis Colts

The Colts will not lose three in a row. Just like the would not lose two in a row. I think people are more intimidated by the thought of Peyton Manning than his actual prowess. The loss of Dwight Freeney is killer, and the addition of Simeon Rice might actually make them even worse. Sadly, not bad enough to lose to the Chiefs. Despite having a pretty solid defense, the Chiefs just can’t seem to put points of the board, and even an Adam Vinatieri meltdown won’t help them.
Prediction: 19 – 34 Colts

Tennessee Titans @ Denver Broncos

Tennessee is chasing Indy, and Denver is chasing Travis Henry. Its ok Travis. If I could make millions of dollars, smoke lots of weed, and have sex with EVERYONE…I would too. Too bad your teams sucks, and you’re going to be suspended. The Broncos beat three pathetic teams, and stole one from the Steelers, while Tennessee is a key piece or two away from seriously contending with the Colts for the best in the South. Expect an entertaining game…if you hate Denver
Prediction: 33 – 20 Titans

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (5-4) @ Atlanta Falcons (3-6)

I could not care less about any two teams than I do the Falcons and the Buccaneers. I seriously forget Tampa Bay has an NFL team sometimes, and since the departure of Michael Vick, Atlanta has become a round robin of “who can we fit into this team to make it better”. The answer is obviously…no one. Just because Atlanta has become so pathetic…
Prediction: 17 – 13 Bucs

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